26 May, 2012
Mr Shrdlu is in two minds
He finds himself reflecting on the Zen-like profundity which seems to lurk beneath the surface of "the route of your problem is jealousy" and on its elegant superiority over its vernacular equivalent, "if you carry on that way, my lad, you'll come a right bleedin' cropper".
Then again it might just be the result of employing illiterate monkeys instead of journalists.
Repeat after me: a spellchecker is no substitute for an education.
Or me instead of my.
Oh God, it never gets any better, do it?
(Of course, bearing your soul is true in that one is carrying it. Heavy thing that it is.)