20 December, 2011
One of us, eh?
So that's alright, then.
Next time you need a hair cut, travel to your nearest Muslim area and pick a barber's at random: it's an interesting experience.
So basically it's all our fault, I guess. We have corrupted this fine exemplar of Islamic manhood with our evil licentious Western ways. What's the answer, I wonder. Shari'a law in Oxford? Halal vodka?
Hmm. After careful reflection about this exciting possibility, I think I'll still be going round the corner to Gary's barber shop for my next penny all-off.
Sorry for the schoolgirls, of course, but that's islum for you.