08 December, 2011
Conspiracy news
According to the subtitling computer on Sky News, Bashar al-Assad is a member of the "Anna White" sect.
Strange-looking cove, Bashar. Looks like a startled anorexic shoe salesman rather than your standard A-rab dictator. And those rectangular ears are particularly disconcerting. He's not part-Vulcan by any chance, is he?
Mossad is behind this, I tell you. I think we should be told.
Strange-looking cove, Bashar. Looks like a startled anorexic shoe salesman rather than your standard A-rab dictator. And those rectangular ears are particularly disconcerting. He's not part-Vulcan by any chance, is he?
Mossad is behind this, I tell you. I think we should be told.
# posted by Edwin Greenwood @ 11:35 
