08 December, 2011


Conspiracy news

According to the subtitling computer on Sky News, Bashar al-Assad is a member of the "Anna White" sect.

Strange-looking cove, Bashar. Looks like a startled anorexic shoe salesman rather than your standard A-rab dictator. And those rectangular ears are particularly disconcerting. He's not part-Vulcan by any chance, is he?

Mossad is behind this, I tell you. I think we should be told.

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