30 July, 2011
The world turned upside down
Some African missionaries came round this morning, hoping to convert the people in my street to Christianity.
I didn't open the door. Instead I got down on my hands and knees and called
Funny old world. Innit.
I didn't open the door. Instead I got down on my hands and knees and called
Il n'y a personne ici que nous pouletsthrough the letterbox, and made loud clucking noises until they went away. I wonder if that'll get reported in the Lagos Journal of Anthropology.
Funny old world. Innit.
# posted by Edwin Greenwood @ 12:54 
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That's quite something - missionaries coming from the Corrupt Basket Case of the Entire World, where millions starve, and more millions attempt to kill each other on a regular basis, and where aid money gets squirreled away to Zurich and elsewhere.......
....... to spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the natives here.
One might imagine their efforts would be better directed to saving their fellow Africans.
....... to spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the natives here.
One might imagine their efforts would be better directed to saving their fellow Africans.
# posted by 
: 30 July, 2011 13:34
: 30 July, 2011 13:34
We get the occasional Skyfairy (Voodoo division) visitors - sooner or later they always ask for a donation.
Always keep a cheque made payable to "GOD ALMIGHTY" or couple of fake air tickets to Mogadishu by the front door is my top tip.
Always keep a cheque made payable to "GOD ALMIGHTY" or couple of fake air tickets to Mogadishu by the front door is my top tip.
# posted by : 30 July, 2011 14:29
: 30 July, 2011 14:29
Christian Missionaries in your street? Where I live they would have a hell of job persuading the locals to convert.
You know, the ones who don't celebrate Christmas.
You know, the ones who don't celebrate Christmas.
# posted by : 30 July, 2011 18:20
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