06 June, 2011



Why is it that whenever I read a news report of some bloke being arrested for "being in possession of an offensive weapon", I have this image of an ad hoc panel of WPCs being convened by the custody sergeant to assess the level of offensiveness?

— What do you reckon, Sue?
— Nah! That thing's too small to be offensive. Ridiculous perhaps, but offensive, never.

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