06 June, 2011
Mindworms
Why is it that whenever I read a news report of some bloke being arrested for "being in possession of an offensive weapon", I have this image of an ad hoc panel of WPCs being convened by the custody sergeant to assess the level of offensiveness?
— What do you reckon, Sue?
— Nah! That thing's too small to be offensive. Ridiculous perhaps, but offensive, never.
— What do you reckon, Sue?
— Nah! That thing's too small to be offensive. Ridiculous perhaps, but offensive, never.
# posted by Edwin Greenwood @ 15:00 
