Dogwash

Amazing what you come across through the mysterious workings of serendipity. Having checked my email, and having just watched a TV advert which offers to print off and post a customized Valentine's card to your inamorata (or inamorato as it might be) while attempting to obscure the outrageous price behind the fact that "delivery is absolutely free", I decided to look up "Mail" on Wikipedia, where I came upon this photograph:


In the seemingly innocent backwoods of Dorset, a conspiracy of aliens disguised as pillar boxes was spotted. In the image below, an indoor rally of the mysterious creatures is sighted

at a seemingly Government-linked facility.

Something is going on. I think we should be told. Where is Doctor Who and his Totty-in-Waiting when you need them?