01 February, 2011
Top Gear sparks Mexico complaintsWhat would we do without this trio to inject a little sanity into our oh-so-careful equality-crazed risk-free po-faced little world?
Reviewing the Mastretta [some kind of pretentious Wetback horseless carriage, apparently; either that or a kind of Italian sausage] on Sunday's show, Hammond said: "Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat."
The presenters, known for their edgy jibes, then described Mexican food as "refried sick"
Good on 'em. Made Oi Larf, anyway. But then I'm beyond redemption, innit?
Gotta lurve the Graun :
TopGear/Clarkson + anything = doubleplusbad.
Ross/Brand + Andrew Sachs incident = doubleplusgood.
James Naughtie + Jeremy Hunt incident = collective orgasm.
What exactly is wrong with:
"Says in the Holy Qu'ran Mohammad used to get his neighbours to vote by AV which of his 4 wives he'd shag each night."???