02 January, 2011


To start the new year off properly...

... here is a selection of appalling jokes, as told to me by my inner 8-year-old:

Q. What did the onlooker say as the disgraced samurai was beheaded?
A. There's a bit of a Nip in the air.

Q. What scooter do Sicilian mafiosi ride on their way to an assassination?
A. The Vendetta.

Q. What car does the Vatican recommend to Italian parish priests?
A. The Fiat Lux.

Having got that out of my system, may I wish you all a Happy New Year.

Happy new year!

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