02 January, 2011
To start the new year off properly...
Q. What did the onlooker say as the disgraced samurai was beheaded?
A. There's a bit of a Nip in the air.
Q. What scooter do Sicilian mafiosi ride on their way to an assassination?
A. The Vendetta.
Q. What car does the Vatican recommend to Italian parish priests?
A. The Fiat Lux.
Having got that out of my system, may I wish you all a Happy New Year.