from the Exeter Express & Echo
A self-confessed wood fetishist has been found guilty of a number of sexual offences including rape.
One is tempted to wonder what sense of the word 'wood' is in play here. Images also come to mind of outraged semiliterate peasants shouting "Xylophile!" while chasing a bemused xylophonist down the road.
A deaf Dalmatian being cared for by the RSPCA at an Exeter animal shelter has been taught sign language by staff.
Alright, then, what is the BSL for "woof"?