Dogwash

From an article in Friday's Daily Mail. It's difficult to work out from the Mail piece precisely what the set-up is that the Muslim parents are objecting to but the bottom line is that nasty and presumably kaffir male children are breathing the same air and walking the same ground as their sainted and shrouded daughters. This paragraph is delightful:

'She said some of the parents have said their children go to an independent all girls school and unfortunately they're concerned because we have got boys in the club,' Mr Perry said.

This patent and startling misunderstanding of human biology may be at the root of the difficulty. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've always been under the impression that boys got girls in the club, not the other way round. Perhaps the parents are concerned that their daughters will fall pregnant due to the mere presence of pubescent males.

(Tip of the titfer to the Penguin, commenting on this Old Holborn post.)

Warning. Gratuitous joke follows:

Q. How do fairies get pregnant?

A. By sitting on toadstools.

Boom, boom!