07 November, 2007

 

Ambiguous sentence of the day

From an item in today's Currant Bun about a driving instructor with a penchant for a spot of amateur gropery on the side
Teesside Crown Court heard Cooney showed another female pupil close-up photos of his manhood, which he kept in his glovebox.
Fair makes your eyes water, the very thought. I suppose that's why he had a 12-inch carrot in his trousers.

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