01 May, 2012


What the papers say

From the Hull Daily Mail. Now here's a sentence you don't see very often.

The men, all from Kuwait, had paid up to £4,400 each to be smuggled into Hull.

*Boggles gently.*

And from a different Daily Mail

Race row after Afro washing up sponges go on sale

The Unite Against Fascism general secretary Weyman Bennett said: ‘What are we going to have next, toilet brushes like that?

*Finishes snack-size Melton Mowbray pork pie and looks for popcorn.*

Oh, now I want one of those!

Is anybody objecting to these?

"Is anybody objecting to these?"

On racial sensitivity grounds, I doubt it. On the grounds of extreme weirdness, however...

I wonder if one of those strange tools is suitable for extracting stones from Weyman Bennett's hooves.

They took one look at Hull and demanded a refund.

Instead they opted for Cleethorpes.

Any relation to the Weyman Bennett in this article vocalising such enlightened views ?


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