09 October, 2005


How was it for you, darling?

I suppose it says more about me than anybody else, as they say, that the recent brouhaha about pig-shaped stress relievers causes me to wonder if these things are (a) washable and (b) equipped with all relevant orifices.

Tomorrow I shall take a stroll up Upper Street to see if I can acquire a little rubber porker for my desk; I shall name him Sir Iqbal and await reactions. Unless of course Islington Council have already contrived to ban the sale of such items.

(Incidentally, I notice that the original Luv Ewe (scroll down; link may be somewhat work-unfriendly) is available in both Black and White.)

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